1/4/2008 It's been a whole year since our merger and it's been 365ΒΌ days of disgustingly high profits. The bigger they are the . . . more money they make!
At 12:00 EST on 1/4/2007 there will be an official announcement regarding the merger between McDonalds and Microsoft. For several years now our two companies have been investigating ways a partnership could benefit not just us in the fast food and computer sectors but over the whole business community. To do this we looked at the core values we share. 1. Having a massive legal department so nobody can argue with us. 2. Always being right so nobody can argue with us. 3. Making obscene amounts of money so even if people do argue we can just laugh at them. However, there has been a disturbing trend recently by governments to interfere in our respective businesses. We decided we cannot stand idly by and let arrogant bodies like the United States government and the European Union dictate to us how we should run a business, whether it be in the fast food sector or the computer industry. We cannot, and will not, tolerate this any longer This is why McDonalds and Microsoft are about to announce their merger. By joining forces we will 1. Have an extra massive legal department so no governments can argue with us. 2. Be extra right so no governments can argue with us. 3. Make extra obscene amounts of money so we can get any law we want. Please note: there will be no contact us page on this website because we don't care what you think and we don't want you to contact us.
STOP PRESS!! Major Christmas news . . . Santa is looking for a new job!!
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